1. Well I'm upper-upper class high society, Gods' gift to ballroom noteriety, And my ballrooms always filled - the event is never small, The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all. R: I've GOT big balls, I've GOT big balls, They're SUCH big balls, they're DIRTY big balls, And HE's got big balls, and SHE's got big balls, BUT WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST - BALLS OF THEM ALL. 2. And my ballrooms always bouncing, and my ballrooms always full, If your name is one the guest list - no one can take you higher, Everybody says I've got great balls of fire. R: I've GOT big balls... 3. Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress, But when they're held for pleasure - they're the balls that I like best. My balls are always bouncing - from the left and to the right, It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night. R: I've GOT big balls...