1. I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together see how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly I'm crying. 2. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come corporation teashirt, stupid bloody Tuesday man you been a naughty boy you let your face grow long. R: I am the eggman, they are the eggman I am the walrus goo goo goo joob. 3. Mister city policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row see how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm crying. crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess boy you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down. R: I am the eggman... 5. Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun if the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain. R: I am the eggman... 6. Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you see how they smile, like pigs in a sty see how they snied I'm crying. 7. Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower elementry penguin singing Hare Krishna man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe. R: I am the eggman...