Tulane and Johnny opened an novelty shop Back under the corner it was a cream of the crop Every thing was clicking and the business was good ´Til one day lo behold an officer stood Johnny jumped the counter but he strumbled and fell But tulane made it over Johnny as he yelled Go ahed on, tulane He can´t catch up with you, go tulane He ain´t man enough for you, go tulane Use all the speed you got, go tulane You know you´ll need a lot go tulane He´s legging behind go tulane