Mr. Torture

Helloween

Welcome to the torture chamber 
Said the sign above the entrance 
Laughing as he takes you by the hand 
Looking like a manic savage 
Inside you can sense the anguish 
Theatre of pain has just begun 

Mr. Torture gives pain 
With his whips and his chains 
He knows just what you crave 
Mr. Torture 
If you're feeling alone 
Then just pick up your phone 
Dial 18 double 0 
Mr. Torture 
Mr. Torture sells pain 

Only sixty cents a minute 
For his special brand of sinning 
Phone guaranteed to blow your mind 
You can catch him on his website 
Has a live chat every weeknight 
Cyber-torture soon coming your way 

Mr. Torture sells pain 
To the housewives in Spain 
He knows just what they crave 
Mr. Torture 
If you're feeling alone 
Then just pick up your phone 
Dial 18 double 0 
Mr. Torture 
Mr. Torture sells pain 

Handcuffed, bound, chained, and blinded 
Body, soul, and mind ignited 
Every sense is torn and ripped apart 
He's been banned in twenty countries 
Though he does it for money 
He gets pleasure from hearing you scream 

Mr. Torture gives pain 
With his whips and his chains 
He knows just what you crave 
Mr. Torture 
If you're feeling alone 
Then just pick up your phone 
Dial 18 double 0 
Mr. Torture 
Mr. Torture 
Mr. Torture sells pain