Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? My friends all drive Porsches, and I must make amends. Worked hard all my lifetime, no help for my friends, So oh! Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV? "Dialing for dollars" is trying to find me, I wait for delivery each day until three, So oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV? Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town? I'm counting on you, lord, please don't let me down. Prove that you love me and buy the next round, Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town? Everybody! Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? My friends all drive Porsches, and I must make amends. Worked hard all my lifetime, no help for my friends, So oh! Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?