Well, the south side of Chicago Is the baddest part of town. And if you go down there You better just beware of a man name of Leroy Brown. Now, Leroy`s more than trouble, You see he stand about 'bout six foot four. All the downtown ladies call him "treetop lover." All the men just call him "sir." CHORUS: And he's bad, bad, Leroy Brown, The baddest man in the whole damn town. Badder than old King Kong And meaner than a junkyard dog. and he likes his fancy clothes. And he likes to wave diamond rings in front of everybody's nose. He got a custom Continental. He got an Eldorado too. He got a thirty-two gun in his pocket for fun. He got a razor in his shoe. CHORUS.... Well, Friday 'bout a week ago, Leroy's shootin' dice. And at the edge of the bar sat a girl name of Doris and oh, that girl look nice Well, he cast his eyes upon her and the trouble soon began. And Leroy Brown, he learned a lesson 'bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man CHORUS... Well, the two men took to fightin' And when they pulled them from the floor, Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone. OUT CHORUS: Yes, you were badder than old King Kong And meaner than a junkyard dog.