Sooooooooooooooooooooooo Everything is average nowadays Everything is average nowadays Everyone would do it if they can And everything is going down the pan And everyone is following the craze And everything is average Not much to believe in Left up on a shelf So get your coats we're leaving We'll just do something else All I need is a ball and a wall Or a sledge and a hill in heavy weather (2x) Sooooooooooooooooooooooo Everything is average nowadays Everything is average nowadays Everyone would do it if they can And everything is going down the pan And everyone is following the craze And everything is average nowadays