1. I saw a spider I didn't scream Cause I can belch The alphabet just double dog dare me And I chose guitar over ballet And I take these suckers down because they just get in my way The way you look at me (Is k)inda like a little sister Rubbed by your goodbyes (And )it leaves me nothing but blisters R: So I don't want to be One of the boys One of the guys To prove to you tonight I just wanna be One of the girls Pretty in pearls Not one of the boys 2. So over the summer something changed I started reading 17 and shaving my legs And I studied Lolita religiously And I walked right into school and caught you drooling over me Cause I know what you know (But )now your gonna have to take a number It's ok maybe one day (But )not until I get my diamond ring R1: Cause I don't want to be One of the boys One of the guys To prove to you tonight I just wanna be your homecoming queen pin-up poster dream Not one of the boys Not a dirty weed And I wanna smell Like roses not a baseball team And I swear maybe one day You're gonna wanna make out Make out, make out with me (Don't wanna be) R: So I don't want to be...