House of Fun

Madness

 Good morning miss
 Can I help you son?
 Sixteen today
 And up for fun
 I'm a big boy now
 Or so they say
 So if you'll serve
 I'll be on my way

 Box of balloons
 With the feather-light touch
 Pack of party-poppers
 That pop in the night
 A toothbrush and hairspray
 Plastic grin
 Miss Clay on all corners
 Has just walked in 

 Welcome to the House of Fun
 Now I've come of age
 Welcome to the House of Fun
 Welcome to the lion's den
 Temptation's on his way
 Welcome to the House of

 N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss
 You misunderstood
 Sixteen big boy
 Full pint in my manhood
 I'm up to date
 And the date's today
 So if you'll serve
 I'll be on my way

 Welcome to the House of Fun
 Now I've come of age
 Welcome to the lion's den
 Temptation's on his way
 Welcome to the House of (Fun)

 I'm sorry son
 But we don't stock
 Party gimmicks
 In this shop
 Try the House of Fun
 It's quicker if you run
 This is a chemist's
 Not a joke shop!

 Party hats
 Simple enough clear
 Comprehende savvy understand
 Do you hear?
 A pack of party hats
 With the coloured tips
 Too late!
 Gorgon heard gossip
 Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
 Many happy returns from the day

 Welcome to the House of Fun
 Now I've come of age
 Welcome to the House of Fun
 Welcome to the lion's den
 Temptation's on his way
 Welcome to the House of Fun

 Welcome to the House of Fun...