Vanilla Sex

Nofx

C  D  C  D  Am  2x

1. Don't ever take away from me my pornography
   Obviously we don't agree on what's obscene
   I have the right to choose what I want to see and read

R: Don't even try to take away from
   me my right to privacy because
   what I do is no one business but me

C  D  C  D  Am  (2x)

2. So stay in your missionary position I hope that you got bored to death
   There's no way I'm going through life having vanilla sex

R: The governments trying to get into your bedroom
   better lock your door and close you shades because
   there could be someone watching you today 

C  D  C  D  Am  (4x) - solo

R: Why do we try to make things illegal?
   Why do we have to be 21?
   Some are afraid that people are having
   too much fun.
   Why do you care what I do in my bedroom?
   Why do you want to know how I screw?
   It seems to me you've got nothing better to do.