At the Zoo

Simon & Garfunkel

   Someone told me it's all happening at the Zoo
   I do believe it I do believe it's true
   it's a light and tumble journey
   from the East Side to the park
   just a fine and fancy ramble to the Zoo
   but you can take the crosstown bus
   if it's raining or it's cold
   and the animals will love it if you do if you do   oo oo
   somethin' tells me it's all happening at the Zoo
   I do believe it I do believe it's true
   the monkeys stand for honesty
   giraffes are insincere
   and the    elephants are kindly but they're dumb
   orangutans are skeptical
   of changes in their cages
   and the   zookeeper is very fond of  rum
   zebras are reactionaries
   antelopes are missionaries
   pigeons plot in secrecy
   and hamsters turn on frequently what a gas!
   You gotta come and see
   at the Zoo    at the Zoo    at the Zoo
   at the Zoo    at the Zoo    at the Zoo ...