Wear My Hat

Phil Collins

Well she came looking for me
With her arms open wide,
Like some long lost friend of mine.
She said 'Excuse me,
But do you remember me?
I said 'No, I don't believe I do'
So she looked me up and down
And undressed me with her eyes.
Then she said,
You've got everything I need,
You've got everything I want.
So I said 'OK,

You can wear my hat,
You can have my coat,
You can take my shirt,
'Cause I don't need it.
You can wear my shoes,
You can take my socks,
Come on take my bag it's yours.
If you love it,
You can have it, if you love it,
Ain't no problem, if you love it,
Come on take it, if you love it.

So her friend came up to me
With a pen and paper in her hand,
Expressing some interest
In the number of my room,
She said 'Excuse me,
But do you remember me?
I said 'No,'
She said 'Can I appeal to you?'
So I looked her up and down.
And realising her insinuations, I blushed.
She said 'Listen babe you don't know me,
No you don't know me but you owe me,
And I love you,
Yes, I love you,
Put your arms around me, 'cause I love you,
And I got all your records, and I love you.
So I suggested,

You can wear my hat,
You can have my coat,
You can take my shirt,
'Cause I don't need it.
You can wear my shoes,
You can take my socks,
Come on take my bag it's yours.
If you love it,
You can have it, if you love it,
Ain't no problem, if you love it,
Come on take it, if you love it.
Love it, c'mon love it.

Well later that day,
This guy came to me
With a scrap of paper in his hand.
He said, 'Hey buddy, can you
Sign your name for me?'
I said 'Why, why do I owe you money?'
He said, 'No'.
I said, 'Listen pal do I know you?
Have we ever met?
Why do you want my name
On this little piece of paper?
He said 'I love you,
I don't know you, but I love you,
Like my brother, I love you,
Put your arms around me, 'cause I love you.'
I said 'Hey, let's not rush things.

You can wear my hat,
You can have my coat,
You can take my shirt,
'Cause I don't need it.
You can wear my shoes,
You can take my socks,
Come on take my bag it's yours.
If you love it,
You can have it, if you love it,
Ain't no problem, if you love it,
Come on, take it, if you love it.
Love it, come on love it.

Ain't no problem from me if you want it.
Take my hat, take my bag,
I don't need nothing.
You can wear my hat,
You can wear my hat,
C'mon, wear my hat, wear my hat,
You can wear my hat,
C'mon, wear my hat,
You can wear my hat,
Come on, wear my hat