Emi C Emi C Emi C Emi C (2x) 1. Big man - pig man! Cha, cha! Charade you are! You well heeled big wheel! Cha, cha! Charade you are! And when your hand is on your heart you're nearly a good laugh Almost a joker. With your head down in the pig bin Saying: Keep on digging! Pig stain on your fat chin What do you hope to find, when you're down in the pig mine? You're nearly a laugh You're nearly a laugh 2. Bus stop, rat bag Cha, cha! Charade you are! You fucked up old hag! Cha, cha! Charade you are! You radiate cold shafts of broken glass You're nearly a good laugh Almost worth a quick grin You like the feel of steel You're hot stuff with a hat pin You're nearly a laugh You're nearly a laugh Emi C Emi C Emi C Emi C (8x) 3. Hey you, Whitehouse! Cha, cha! Charade you are! You house proud town mouse! Cha, cha! Charade you are! You're trying to keep our feelings of the street You're nearly a real treat All tight lips cold feet And do you feel abused? ... you! You gotta stem the evil tide And keep it all on the inside Mary you're nearly a treat Mary you're nearly a treat Emi C Emi C Emi C Emi C (2x)