The Trial

Pink Floyd

   Good morning worm your honour
   The crown will plainly show
   The prisoner who now stands before you
   Was caught red handed showing feelings
   Showing feelings of an almost human nature
   This will not do
   Call the schoolmaster
   I always said he'd come to no good
   In the end your honour
   If they'd let me have my way I could
   Have flayed him into shape
   But my hands were tied
   The bleeding hearts and artists
   Let him get away with murder
   Let me hammer him today
   
   Crazy toys in the attic I am crazy, truly gone fishing
     They must have taken my marbles away
   Crazy toys in the attic I am crazy
   
   Call the defendants wife
   You little shit, you're in it now
   I hope they throw away the key
   You should have talked to me more often
   Than you did, but no you had to
   Go your own way. Have you broken any
   Homes up lately?
   "Just five minutes Worm your honour
   Him and me alone"
   
   Come to mother baby let me hold you
   In my arms
   M'lud I never wanted him to get in any trouble
   
   Why'd he ever have to leave me
   Worm your honour let me take him home
   Crazy over the rainbow I am crazy
   Bars in the window   
   There must have been a door there in the wall
   When I came in
   Crazy over the rainbow I am crazy
   
   The evidence before the court is
   Incontravertable, there's no need for
   The jury to retire
   In  all my years of judging
   I have never heard before of
   Someone more deserving
   The full penalty of law
   The way you made them suffer
   Your exquisite wife and mother
   Fills me with the urge to defecate
   Since, my friend, you have revealed your
   I sentence you to be exposed before
   Your peers.
   
   Tear down the wall.