1. Her green plastic watering can For her fake chinese rubberplant In fake plastic earth That she bought from a rubberman In a town full of rubber plans To get rid of itself R: It wears her out It wears her out It wears her out It wears her out 2. She lives with a broken man A cracked polysterene man Who just crumbles and burns He used to do surgery For girls in the eighties But gravity always wins and R: It wears him out (4x) 3. She looks like the real thing She tastes like the real thing My fake plastic love But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling If I just turn and run R: It wears me out (4x) If I could be who you wanted If I could be who you wanted All the time All the time, ah ah ah