Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got Not much of a girlfriend, I never seem to get a lot Take a jumbo across the water, like to see America See the girls in California, I'm hoping it's going to come true But there's not a lot I can do R: Ba da da damm... ......... Na na naaaa......... Could we have kippers for breakfast Mummy dear, Mummy dear? They got to have 'em in Texas, 'Cos everyone's a millionaire I'm a winner, I'm a sinner Do you want my autograph? I'm a loser, what a joker, I'm playing my jokes upon you While there's nothing better to do R: